[A THEORETICAL]
[do you think alternate realities exist?]
[no
not really
why]
[no particular reason, i just... wonder if things could've turned out differently?]
[it's something i think about a lot.]
[i find myself fantasizing a version of our reality where even the tiniest detail was different, like a butterfly effect, y'know?]
[huh
tell me about it then]

MEME14.3 - yaw

[what if someone else were in my position?]
[like who]

How has the new house been treating you █████
[edited by autologging]

IT HAS BEEN PRETTY GOOD SO FAR, THOUGH I MUST ADMIT THAT EITHER THE LAYOUT IS VERY CONFUSING OR I AM JUST VERY BAD AT REMEMBERING SMALL DETAILS.

Tell me about it man

Im here to listen

NOT NECESSARILY, BUT...

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU PUT DOWN YOUR KEYS TO GET SOMETHING ELSE, AND WHEN YOU RETURN FOR THEM, THEY HAVE INEXPLICABLY VANISHED?

Isnt that a symptom of

NOT WHAT I'M REFERRING TO IN THIS SCENARIO.

Well

Lets say hypothetically you may have just

Put it too close to the edge and it fell

...IT'S A WHAT-IF FOR A REASON, THEO.

IT'S VERY HARD TO EXPLAIN, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT THIS PLACE FEELS VERY, VERY OFF.

THE STRANGEST PART IS THAT I MYSELF AM NOT SURE WHETHER OR NOT I ENJOY THE ABNORMALITIES THIS HOUSE IS PROVIDING.

Well have you noticed anything peculiar aside from the keys scenario

THERE WAS A DOOR IN THE MAIN HALLWAY THAT WAS NOT THERE LAST NIGHT. I WAS THINKING OF CHECKING IT OUT.

Sounds supernatural

Could i come over to check it out

We can investigate this together

I DON'T SEE WHY NOT, HAVING ANY AMOUNT OF EYE- WITNESSES WOULD LIKELY BE IDEAL FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS. ARE YOU FREE NOW?

Yeah

WE CAN GO WHENEVER YOU'RE READY THEN.

[okay i cant lie
that sounds pretty cool]
[right?]

[got anything else]
[hmm... you make something up.]
[okay
ill try]

any leads kim?

None yet... this case is proving to be quite the challenge.

what's stopping us from calling for help

Do you know what confidential means? No word of this should ever make its way to the public.

Like, imagine the reaction... and the chaos that'd follow.

hm... i kinda get ya, but you know damn well that chaos is right up my alley

Okay, bad example.

Whatever. This is to be kept between the two of us only. Nobody else. Not even █████ can know.
[edited by autologging]

wow you're serious about this, aren't you? not even letting your little crush into the loop?

Fiend.

okay you can quit that look now im sorry

but i'm just concerned you're taking this Too seriously... you tend to do that with a lot of things.

That's just who I am, man. I pride myself in my work, and I don't take it lightly, especially when it's something serious like Barry's murder.

...shit, the cameras weren't on, right?

oh they totally were

God damn it-

[that's a very kim way to mess up.]
[a murder mystery though?]
[very intruiging, barry...]

[...okay, one more from me and we can wrap this up.]
[aww
i was having fun though]
[too bad.]
[i have an investigation to get back to.]

Yeah, surprisingly not a lot of people know about that. People always ask if I'm feminine presenting, but I try my best to remain as neutral as possible.

wow
i had no idea

thats cool as hell kim

Sure, you could say that.

HEY GAYS, IT'S ME! THE MOTHERFUCKING JOUSE.

[it would not fucking say that]
[let me have my fun!]

♪ — a-collection-of-purely-hypothetical-situations
original: Storm Approaching - corru.works

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